39 Movie Quotes about Baldness (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Oct 15, 2025

Memorable quotes about baldness, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 I'm gonna be bald? -Thinning!

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

12 That fascinating man, that oddly sensual man, that man who makes me quiver under my bodice, that baldman.

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

13 What'd you wanna do, marry him? Have kids with him? Have this guy come home 50 years old and bald?

Phoebe Cates as Linda Barrett in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

14 Well, look, going without a hat's good for the hair. -Yeah, I had a friend on my father's side who always went without a hat. He was bald. -Yeah, he probably didn't have any hair to start with.

James Stewart; Carole Lombard in The Moon's Our Home (1941)

15 Now you see me as I truly am, senor: just a bald fat man begging for your mercy.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

16 I'm not getting any handsomer, I know that. Every day I get a little bit older and balder and fatter.

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

17 Lord, I am affected by a bald patch.

Quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian

18 Oh, my Goodness, I'm bald! Just don't stand there. Cover me!

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Easter Egg-Citement

19 But why are all these monks so good at Kung Fu? -Probably because their heads are shaven.

Sho Kosugi as Cho Osaki in Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981)

20 Me? Going bald? Horse feathers!

Owl From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

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