39 Movie Quotes about Baldness (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Oct 15, 2025

Memorable quotes about baldness, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 God, I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup who wear masks over ugly faces. That's it.

Elias Koteas as Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

22 You stupid orphan! Nobody want a bald orphan!

Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit

23 Since your father's time, a whole Shaolin people, old ones, young ones, even bald ones too, have all been my enemy.

Quote from The Ninja Hunter

24 Well, hello, baldy. Hey, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy!

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

25 The princess wouldn't come here and mix with these goddamn bald heads. We're just wasting our time.

Sho Kosugi as Cho Osaki in Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981)

26 Huh? I got a baldheaded shadow. Two shadows?

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

27 God, I will never, ever, never take a bald-headed man in the department again.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

28 You knew she was bald head. You knew she had no damn hair.

Ice Cube as Craig Jones in Friday (1995)

29 Say I wasn't so normal. Let's say I was bald and had the complexion of, of a popular primary color, as a random, nonspecific example. Would you still enjoy my company?

Will Ferrell as Megamind in Megamind (2010)

30 You're all washed up, baldy.

Wayne Knight as Stan Podolak in Space Jam

39 Movie Quotes about Baldness (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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