Beavis Movie Quotes & Lines – 25 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 I am Cornholio! You will cooperate with my bunghole. For there is but one bunghole. The almighty bunghole.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

2 Hey, check it out. That guy's still standing there.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

3 Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Do they have lots of sluts in Vegas? -There's so many slots you won't know where to begin.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Cloris Leachman as Old Woman; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

4 Uh... attention. Attention. We're looking for the chick with big boobs. -Yeah! Yeah! We are ready to do you now.

Beavis, Butt Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

5 And look at this guy, he's old, but he's probably scored a million times! -Oh, yeah. -But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

6 I am the great Cornholio! I am a gringo! I have no bunghole. Bungholio. Bungholio!

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

7 Are you threatening me? My bung-hole will not wait. Heh heh. Bungholio.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

8 Uhh... This is Las Vegas? -Yeah. I thought there'd be casinos and lights and stuff. This isn't very good.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

9 Butt-head, this book kicks _. There's a talking snake, and a naked chick, and then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong. -Cool.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

10 Um... this sucks. It's all hot and stuff. -This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here. -Yeah, like, a 7-Eleven or something. Heh.

Beavis, Butt Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America