Beavis: 25 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Beavis, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 I am Cornholio! You will cooperate with my bunghole. For there is but one bunghole. The almighty bunghole.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

2 Hey, check it out. That guy's still standing there.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

3 Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Do they have lots of sluts in Vegas? -There's so many slots you won't know where to begin.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Cloris Leachman as Old Woman; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

4 And look at this guy, he's old, but he's probably scored a million times! -Oh, yeah. -But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

5 Uh... attention. Attention. We're looking for the chick with big boobs. -Yeah! Yeah! We are ready to do you now.

Beavis, Butt Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

6 I am the great Cornholio! I am a gringo! I have no bunghole. Bungholio. Bungholio!

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

7 Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio!

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

8 I just wanna say that again. Boobs.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

9 Um, isn't Seattle in Washington? -Uh, yep. It sure is. Cool.

Beavis, Butt Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

10 Um... this sucks. It's all hot and stuff. -This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here. -Yeah, like, a 7-Eleven or something. Heh.

Beavis, Butt Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America