Mike Judge Movie Quotes & Lines – 45 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 I am Cornholio! You will cooperate with my bunghole. For there is but one bunghole. The almighty bunghole.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

2 Hey, check it out. That guy's still standing there.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

3 Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Do they have lots of sluts in Vegas? -There's so many slots you won't know where to begin.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Cloris Leachman as Old Woman; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

4 Uh... attention. Attention. We're looking for the chick with big boobs. -Yeah! Yeah! We are ready to do you now.

Beavis, Butt Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

5 And look at this guy, he's old, but he's probably scored a million times! -Oh, yeah. -But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

6 Pull your damn pants up, boy! I don't want to see that! Damn it!

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Tom Anderson in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

7 Get out of here! If I ever catch you whackin' in here again, I'm gonna hog-tie you!

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Tom Anderson in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

8 I am the great Cornholio! I am a gringo! I have no bunghole. Bungholio. Bungholio!

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

9 I think I just figured something out. -What? -This sucks. Uh huh huh...

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Butt Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

10 He said anus. Uh huh huh huh... -Entertain us... anus. Oh, yeah.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Butt Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America