Bill Stork Movie Quotes & Lines – 10 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out. How about a cage? -Bring in the cage! -I was being sarcastic. -Sarcasm. Strike the cage.

Nicky Flippers (David Ogden Stiers), Bill Stork (Anthony Anderson) in Hoodwinked!

2 Take 'em downtown, boys. -It's the woods, chief. We don't have a downtown. -You know what I mean. Just book 'em!

Anthony Anderson as Bill Stork; Xzibit as Chief Ted Grizzly in Hoodwinked!

3 Now, I want to know more about this fellow with the ax. How does he fit into all of this? -Maybe you should ax him yourself. You see? Ax him? He was saying... I'll bring him in.

Nicky Flippers (David Ogden Stiers), Bill Stork (Anthony Anderson) in Hoodwinked!

4 This guy's a loon. -Watch it, chief. My mama's half-loon.

Anthony Anderson as Bill Stork; Xzibit as Chief Ted Grizzly in Hoodwinked!

5 Awkward!

Anthony Anderson in Hoodwinked!

6 Who's got my keys?

Anthony Anderson in Hoodwinked!

7 We've got this place locked down, all secured.

Anthony Anderson in Hoodwinked!

8 What's he saying? -What is it, boy?

Anthony Anderson as Bill Stork; Xzibit as Chief Ted Grizzly in Hoodwinked!

9 Truck. Trouble at the mill! Is the barn on fire? The barn's on fire!

Anthony Anderson in Hoodwinked!

10 The well! Timmy's stuck in the well!

Anthony Anderson in Hoodwinked!