Bill Stork: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Bill Stork, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 We've got this place locked down, all secured.

2 What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out. How about a cage? -Bring in the cage! -I was being sarcastic. -Sarcasm. Strike the cage.

Nicky Flippers (David Ogden Stiers), Bill Stork (Anthony Anderson) in Hoodwinked!

3 This guy's a loon. -Watch it, chief. My mama's half-loon.

Anthony Anderson as Bill Stork; Xzibit as Chief Ted Grizzly in Hoodwinked!

4 Now, I want to know more about this fellow with the ax. How does he fit into all of this? -Maybe you should ax him yourself. You see? Ax him? He was saying... I'll bring him in.

Nicky Flippers (David Ogden Stiers), Bill Stork (Anthony Anderson) in Hoodwinked!

5 Take 'em downtown, boys. -It's the woods, chief. We don't have a downtown. -You know what I mean. Just book 'em!

Anthony Anderson as Bill Stork; Xzibit as Chief Ted Grizzly in Hoodwinked!

6 Awkward!

Anthony Anderson in Hoodwinked!

7 Who's got my keys?

Anthony Anderson in Hoodwinked!

8 What's he saying? -What is it, boy?

Anthony Anderson as Bill Stork; Xzibit as Chief Ted Grizzly in Hoodwinked!

9 Truck. Trouble at the mill! Is the barn on fire? The barn's on fire!

Anthony Anderson in Hoodwinked!

10 The well! Timmy's stuck in the well!

Anthony Anderson in Hoodwinked!