Brian from Half Baked: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Brian from Half Baked, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five. -He autographed it himself. -All right, I'll give you four.

Jim Breuer as Brian in Half Baked

2 All I wanna know is, who's coming with me? Who's coming, man? Who's coming with me? Huh? Who's coming with me, man? -I will.

Jim Breuer as Brian in Half Baked

3 Hey, we're gonna get you out of there, man. -All we gotta do is raise ten percent of one million, yo. -Which, by our calculations... -Is _ing impossible, man!

Brian (Jim Breuer), Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle) in Half Baked

4 Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do. Flip out, man!

Jim Breuer as Brian in Half Baked

5 Will you be my girlfriend? -I would, but I'm gay, you know? I'm a big dyke. -What's that like?

Jim Breuer as Brian in Half Baked

6 Now, Killer was born to a three-legged _ of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man.

Jim Breuer as Brian in Half Baked

7 Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man. Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water. And... Funyuns. Yeah.

Jim Breuer as Brian in Half Baked

8 First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog was.

Jim Breuer as Brian in Half Baked

9 So he puts Killer into training. Next thing you know, Killer's good! He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life.

Jim Breuer as Brian in Half Baked

10 And Killer said, That's it. He called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out.

Jim Breuer as Brian in Half Baked