- Will you be my girlfriend?
- I would, but I'm gay, you know? I'm a big dyke.
- What's that like?
— Brian (Jim Breuer)
12 seconds sound clip from the Half Baked movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:42:29 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. And fuck you. I'm out!
- Brian was gonna quit, but they fired him before he could.
- Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do. Flip out, man!
- I will.
- Jan. Thank you, Jan. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Fully, man. Yeah.
- I would, but I'm gay, you know? I'm a big dyke.
- Thank you for calling. Thank you very much. Bye-bye.
- We had to hire that girl Jan 'cause she followed Brian. But it actually worked out.
- She was a lot more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed.
[...]