20 Movie Quotes about Calendar (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 15, 2025

Memorable quotes about calendar, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Sorry about this, calendar.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

2 Oh, what's this? Calendar pages? Why, it's... it's... It's only November. It's nowhere near Groundhog Day.

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 They're holidays. Days of rest. There's lots of 'em. They mark 'em in red on the calendar so you can't miss 'em.

Bing Crosby as Jim Hardy in Holiday Inn (1942)

4 You wouldn't even say today is Tuesday unless you looked at the calendar. Then you'd check to see if it was this year's or last year's calendar. Then you'd find out who printed it and if their calendar checked with the World Almanac's calendar.

Fred MacMurray as Walter Neff in Double Indemnity

5 Spring? But what happened to winter? -It's gone. Over. We missed it. -Christmas, too? -According to the calendar, Christmas, too.

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Paul Winchell as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

6 And besides, you know what? You should be happy for me because I am having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

7 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. -Whatever.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check; Amanda Seyfried as Needy Lesnicki in Jennifer's Body

8 I don't guess people's hearts got anything to do with a calendar.

John Wayne as Hondo Lane in Hondo (1953)

9 What's on your mind, gentlemen? You want to see me? Hold on. I'll check my calendar.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

10 Rabbit, your calendar's running fast. It's missing a whole week.

Christopher Robin in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

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