21 Movie Quotes about Calendar with AudioUpdated: Feb 2, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Oh, what's this? Calendar pages? Why, it's... it's... It's only November. It's nowhere near Groundhog Day. Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 2 Sorry about this, calendar. Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 3 They're holidays. Days of rest. There's lots of 'em. They mark 'em in red on the calendar so you can't miss 'em. Bing Crosby as Jim Hardy in Holiday Inn (1942) 4 Spring? But what happened to winter? -It's gone. Over. We missed it. -Christmas, too? -According to the calendar, Christmas, too. Paul Winchell as Tigger; Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 5 You wouldn't even say today is Tuesday unless you looked at the calendar. Then you'd check to see if it was this year's or last year's calendar. Then you'd find out who printed it and if their calendar checked with the World Almanac's calendar. Fred MacMurray as Walter Neff in Double Indemnity 6 And besides, you know what? You should be happy for me because I am having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar. Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body 7 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. -Whatever. Megan Fox as Jennifer Check; Amanda Seyfried as Needy Lesnicki in Jennifer's Body 8 Do you know what day this is? -Shrove Tuesday? Snide Saturday? Meatless Monday maybe? Every other Thursday? Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961) 9 I don't guess people's hearts got anything to do with a calendar. John Wayne as Hondo Lane in Hondo (1953) 10 Rabbit, your calendar's running fast. It's missing a whole week. Christopher Robin in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 ► >>