Garfield Goes Hollywood Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of funny lines and catchphrases from the 1987 animated television special Garfield Goes Hollywood.

Actors: Lorenzo Music (Garfield), Thom Huge (Jon Arbuckle), Frank Welker (Burt)

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1 My guitar is crushed. It's gone. Kaput. -Gone to that big tuning fork in the sky, huh?

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)

2 This is the life, isn't it, boys? Better enjoy it while you can, we'll have to go back to reality soon. -Reality. Where's that?

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)

3 All your mothers wear army boots!

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

4 Okay, are we going out there tonight? -Maybe. -Are we going to give the performance of our lives? -Doubt it. -Are we going to win? -Not a chance. -All right. Let's do it! -Let's not and say we did.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)

5 Those chickens were pretty good. -Yes, they are. We must have them for dinner for some time.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)

6 Have the bags sent to my suite, Jon, and tip the bellman well. You know what a heavy tipper I am.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

7 I love show business. It's in my blood, and my ears, between my toes, up my nose...

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

8 There it is, boys, Hollywood, California. What do you think? -Boffo, terrif, don't change a thing, I love it just the way it is.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)

9 Good evening and welcome to... Pet Search. The show that says no matter how insignificant you are, your pet may be a star.

10 It can't be easy teaching pigeons to tap dance. -It's taken me 17 years.

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