Garfield in Paradise Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of funny lines and catchphrases from the 1986 animated television special Garfield in Paradise.

Actors: Lorenzo Music (Garfield), Thom Huge (Jon Arbuckle)

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1 Hey, wait a minute. We control our own destinies, don't we? -That's debatable.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)

2 Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. -That's jet fuel, dummy.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)

3 What am I? A piece of luggage? What's this? A handle? If that's the way they feel about it why didn't you just stick a stamp on my face, cancel my bottom, and mail me to Paradise World.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

4 Put yourself in my shoes. You'd be warm, too, if you wore a fur coat to the beach.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

5 This isn't exactly what I bargained for. -Oh, you bargained for it all right.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)

6 Unless she sacrifices herself, the volcano will surely destroy us all. -You mean, it appeases the gods or something? -No, it plugs up the hole.

7 Well, that's just great. First off, I get told if I don't fix the car I'm going to lose my head. Now he tells me that if we don't get the car started in 30 seconds, I'm going to lose my life, too.

8 When you travel, you must pay for respect, my friend.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

9 By the way, which way is the beach? -What beach? -Beach. You know, sand with water along... This is the Seaside Motel, isn't it? -Mr. Arbuckle, what's in a name?

— Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)

10 It is written that only a princess can appease the volcano. Check that. That only a princess and her cat can appease the volcano.

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