Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of funny lines and catchphrases from the 1989 animated television special Garfield's Babes and Bullets.

Actors: Lorenzo Music (Garfield), Thom Huge (Jon Arbuckle), Desirée Goyette (Tanya), Julie Payne (Kitty), Lou Rawls (Singing voice)

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1 But what if I did murder my husband? What would you think of me then? -I'd wait for you to get out of prison, baby. It's not like my social calendar is exactly packed. How long can a murder sentence be, 30, maybe 40 years?

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

2 I still remember the day she came in looking for work. She wanted to be a secretary. She had all the requirements: She made a great cup of coffee. I gave her a job. That was yesterday.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

3 It was a slow day. The hours seemed to drag by like a New York Giants vs. Brooklyn Dodgers double-header.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

4 So you don't think he ever gave in to temptation? -Oh, no. His only weakness was coffee. I rarely saw him without a cup of it in his hand.

5 Sounds like a pretty tame profession, doll. Not exactly the job where enemies can be made.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

6 You like hot dogs, and I like caviar. -Yeah. -I'm refined, and you're a slob. I'm first-class, and you're coach.

7 I remember him bragging that one of those pills could knock out a bull elephant. It took two of them to put him to sleep and that took an hour.

8 Old man gets passed over by younger man. Young man gets power, respect, glory. Old man gets older, bitter. Finally, in desperation, the old man gets rid of the one thing in his way: The young man.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

9 A girl who was infatuated by a man she could never have. So what does she do? Of course. She spills coffee in his lap and pushes him over a cliff.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

10 He had fists the size of babies. He drug me into a darkened alley and pounded me into next year.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

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