Garfield's Feline Fantasies Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of funny lines and catchphrases from the 1990 animated television special Garfield's Feline Fantasies.

Actors: Lorenzo Music (Garfield), Frank Welker (Fat Guy), Julie Payne (Nadia)

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1 Do you have, how do you say, microwave lasagna? -No, monsieur. -Oh, very well. Just give me the soup du jour with some extra jour on the side.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

2 May your children be happy and wise. -May your chewing gum never lose its flavor.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Fat Guy (Frank Welker)

3 May your socks always match.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

4 May your camel walk straight and true.

— Fat Guy (Frank Welker)

5 This is my associate, Slobber Job. He doesn't think. He's been trained in macramé, bonsai, origami, and he's nearly housebroken.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

6 I would like you to meet my associate, Rameet. He doesn't smoke, drink, eat, or sleep. He's been trained in the martial arts, you know. Judo, karate, Taekwon-Do, jujitsu, and machete eating.

— Fat Guy (Frank Welker)

7 Let's cut the small talk, Fat Guy. You know why I'm here. -Yes, I do. -And what I'm here for. -Yes, I do. -And what I'm going to do with it. -Yes, I do. -Then would you mind refreshing my memory?

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

8 I am from Moldavia. My country is very poor, you see. So in order to make money, we have decided to encourage tourism. We need this banana in order to open a fruit stand.

9 I know cats have an active fantasy life, but yours must be in Technicolor.

— Jon Arbuckle

10 One more whimper, one more prayer. Gee, I hope he put on clean underwear.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

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