Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985) Quotes with Sound Clips

Garfield's Halloween Adventure poster

The funniest quotes from Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985), featuring short audio clips and sfx.

Actors: Lorenzo Music (Garfield), Thom Huge (Jon Arbuckle / Binky the Clown)

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1 Halloween's my kind of a holiday. It's not like those other stupid holidays. I don't get pine needles in my paws, there's no dumb bunnies, no fireworks, no relatives. Just candy. Boom, you go out, you get candy. It's as simple as that.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

2 He's so ugly he wouldn't have to wear a mask to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

3 This was the worst night of my life. I've had nightmares that looked like birthday parties compared to tonight.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

4 Hey, kids! -What? -Get your lazy bottoms out of bed and do jumping jacks with Binky the Clown. One, two!

Binky The Clown (Thom Huge)

5 There's no escaping them. They know we're here. They know who we are.
6 Grim. Odie's so stupid, he'd have to stand on a chair to raise his IQ.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

7 He's ugly, too. It would take two of him to get any uglier.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

8 Methinks you be a mite stingy with your candy, miss. If you don't reconsider your contribution, I'll give your living room drapes a taste of me broadsword.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

9 You be having a mite too many peg legs there, matey.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

10 I was carving a jack-o'-lantern until you arrived. What do you think? -It's you.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)

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