Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985) Quotes with Sound Clips

The funniest quotes from Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985), featuring short audio clips and sfx.

Actors: Lorenzo Music (Garfield), Thom Huge (Jon Arbuckle / Binky the Clown)

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1 Halloween's my kind of a holiday. It's not like those other stupid holidays. I don't get pine needles in my paws, there's no dumb bunnies, no fireworks, no relatives. Just candy. Boom, you go out, you get candy. It's as simple as that.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

2 He's so ugly he wouldn't have to wear a mask to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

3 This was the worst night of my life. I've had nightmares that looked like birthday parties compared to tonight.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

4 Hey, kids! -What? -Get your lazy bottoms out of bed and do jumping jacks with Binky the Clown. One, two!

— Binky The Clown (Thom Huge)

5 There's no escaping them. They know we're here. They know who we are.

6 He's ugly, too. It would take two of him to get any uglier.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

7 Methinks you be a mite stingy with your candy, miss. If you don't reconsider your contribution, I'll give your living room drapes a taste of me broadsword.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

8 Wait a minute. Am I being too greedy? Should I share my candy with those less fortunate than me? Am I missing the spirit of Halloween? Nah! All mine! Mine, I tell you!

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

9 You be having a mite too many peg legs there, matey.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

10 Grim. Odie's so stupid, he'd have to stand on a chair to raise his IQ.

— Garfield (Lorenzo Music)

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