Pardon me, but do you have a comic book called War and Peace? No? Do you have a record of War and Peace? No? How about a tape or a cassette? No? Well, thanks, anyway. How about a computer game about War and Peace? No? Hmm.

Charlie Brown (Chad Allen)

24 seconds sound clip from the Happy New Year, Charlie Brown! movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:05:05.038 in the VHS version of the movie.

Quote context

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- But I've got this book report to do.

- I'm enrolling us in a dance class.

- A New Year's party is not a party without lots of dancing.

- I'll never be able to read that book, Linus.

- What are you going to do, Charlie Brown?

- Pardon me, but do you have a comic book called War and Peace? No? Do you have a record of War and Peace? No? How about a tape or a cassette? No? Well, thanks, anyway. How about a computer game about War and Peace? No? Hmm.

- You didn't ask about filmstrips, Charlie Brown.

- No, they don't have it on filmstrips either.

- Well, prince, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than private estates of the Bonaparte family.

- No, I warn you that if you do not tell me we are at war.

- If you again allow yourself to palliate all the infamies and atrocities...

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