- Will those rules give me a better life, Chuck?
- A better life and a fat dog.
7 seconds sound clip from the Happy New Year, Charlie Brown! movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:19:23.796 in the VHS version of the movie.
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- Keep the ball low. Don't leave your crayons in the sun.
- Use dental floss every day. Don't spill the shoe polish.
- Always knock before entering. Don't let the ants get in the sugar.
- Never volunteer to be a program chairman.
- Always get your first serve in. And feed your dog whenever he's hungry.
- Will those rules give me a better life, Chuck?
- A better life and a fat dog.
- Have you made any New Year's resolutions, Chuck?
- Hey, come on. It's almost midnight. Grab your partners, everybody!
- The young Princess Bolkonsky was there, celebrated as the most seductive woman in Petersburg.
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