I have this rash or something, and it makes my head look like a baseball. Why am I wearing this sack? Well, someone tried to autograph my head.

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12 seconds sound clip from the It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:03:20.285 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Yes, ma'am, I have an appointment to see the doctor.

- Well, it all started one night when I couldn't sleep. And I saw the sun come up. Only it wasn't the sun. It was a baseball.

- Why do I have a sack over my head? Well, I've also developed this rash or something. You see, I...

- Ma'am, do we have to discuss this in front of the whole office?

- I appreciate you seeing me, doctor, because I think I need a lot of help.

- I have this rash or something, and it makes my head look like a baseball. Why am I wearing this sack? Well, someone tried to autograph my head.

- Well, doctor, it all started early one morning when I saw the sun come up. Then it was the moon. And pretty soon, everything looked like a baseball to me.

- And then I got this rash or something on my head.

- And well, am I cracking up, doctor? Is this the last of the ninth?

- What are you packing for, big brother?

- My doctor says I should go to camp. He said I'll have to do something to take my mind off baseball.

- I've seen you play. I never thought you had your mind on it.

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It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown Sound Clip

Audio clips of funny lines and quotes from It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown - 1983, that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Michael Catalano (Charlie Brown), Angela Lee (Lucy van Pelt), Earl Reilly (Linus van Pelt), Cindi Reilly (Sally Brown), Brent Hauer (Peppermint Patty), Michael Dockery (Marcie), Brad Schacter (Schroeder)

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