I have this rash or something, and it makes my head look like a baseball. Why am I wearing this sack? Well, someone tried to autograph my head.

Charlie Brown (Michael Catalano)

12 seconds sound clip from the It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:03:20.285 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Yes, ma'am, I have an appointment to see the doctor.

- Well, it all started one night when I couldn't sleep. And I saw the sun come up. Only it wasn't the sun. It was a baseball.

- Why do I have a sack over my head? Well, I've also developed this rash or something. You see, I...

- Ma'am, do we have to discuss this in front of the whole office?

- I appreciate you seeing me, doctor, because I think I need a lot of help.

- I have this rash or something, and it makes my head look like a baseball. Why am I wearing this sack? Well, someone tried to autograph my head.

- Well, doctor, it all started early one morning when I saw the sun come up. Then it was the moon. And pretty soon, everything looked like a baseball to me.

- And then I got this rash or something on my head.

- And well, am I cracking up, doctor? Is this the last of the ninth?

- What are you packing for, big brother?

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