I could have been a shogun, but there are no samurai around here.

— (Paul Frees)

10 seconds sound clip from the Jack Frost (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:22:56 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I own the people and the land, so why is it I'm not happy? I don't understand.

- I'm Kubla Kraus...

- I could have been a rajah, but there are no elephants around here.

- There's the rub... There's the rub... There's the rub... (3)

- I'm Kubla Kraus... (2)

- I could have been a shogun, but there are no samurai around here.

- There's the rub... There's the rub... There's the rub... (4)

- There's the ru-u-u-b... Rubba-dubba-dub-dub rub. (2)

- There's the rub... There's the rub... There's the rub... Rubba-dubba-dub-dub rub.

- Jack Frost found out that no humans or animals would live with Kubla Kraus, so the mean and evil Cossack King had to make artificial ones out of iron.

- There was Clangstomper who ran by steam...

[...]

Jack Frost (1979) Sound Clip

Jack Frost (1979) PosterQuotes from the movie Jack Frost (1979) with audio clips.

Actors: Robert Morse (Jack Frost), Buddy Hackett (Pardon-Me-Pete), Paul Frees (Father Winter / Kubla Kraus), Dave Garroway (Reporter), Don Messick (Snip)

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