I'm Kubla Kraus, I'm King of all the Cossacks, but there are no Cossacks to be king of.
13 seconds sound clip from the Jack Frost (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:21:34 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- With what? Kubla Kraus owns all the timber, and the brick.
- But I've got to get a house, a horse, a bag of gold...
- Kubla Kraus owns the only horse, and all the gold...
- But even the Cossacks couldn't stand him, so they all left.
- Now he lives alone in his castle, high on Miserable Mountain.
- I'm Kubla Kraus, I'm King of all the Cossacks, but there are no Cossacks to be king of.
- There's the rub... There's the rub... There's the rub...
- I could have been a pharaoh, but there are no pyramids around here.
- There's the rub... There's the rub... There's the rub... (2)
- There's the ru-u-u-b... Rubba-dubba-dub-dub rub.
- I rule with an iron hand. I get whatever I demand.
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