I've never made a bed in my life. Do they have directions?
5 seconds sound clip from the Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:10:29.925 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Oh, come on, Chuck. We're close friends, you know.
- Well, okay. I decided to come to camp because I've ever been much of a person.
- I thought maybe coming to camp would help me grow up, and maybe even make me into a leader.
- I could use leadership qualities.
- You can say that again. You couldn't lead a dog on a leash.
- Attention, everyone. Attention. All campers must be in their tents by 2200 hours.
- I've never made a bed in my life. Do they have directions?
- By the way, it's a little chilly in here. Where's the thermostat?
- Hey! We're supposed to be roughing it. There's no thermostat in a tent.
- However, we can't pass the ballots until we've voted to see who's going to pass the ballots.
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