The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars Quotes with Sound Clips

The Brave Little Toaster (1998) poster

Listen to the funniest quotes from The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1998) and download short audio clips and sfx.

Actors: Deanna Oliver (The Brave Little Toaster), Thurl Ravenscroft (Kirby), Roger Kabler (Radio)

9 more actors, Timothy Stack (Lampy), Eric Lloyd (Blanky), Kath Soucie (Tinselina), Stephen Tobolowsky (Calculator), Brian Doyle-Murray (Wittgenstein), Wayne Knight (Microwave), Carol Channing (Fanny), DeForest Kelley (Viking 1), Alan King (Supreme Commander)

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1 Ha! Prepare a eulogy. That song has just been murdered.
2 If someone told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it? -At my age, probably.

Radio (Roger Kabler)

3 Supreme Commander, why should you get my vote? -Because I'm bigger than any of you.
4 What turned you against humans? -I spent too much time with Dr. Geigerfunken. All that man listened to was talks of bombs and missiles and warheads.
5 Of course. Going to Mars is easy. The Club Med in Cancun this time of year would take some wrangling, but Mars is a cinch.

— Wittgenstein (Brian Doyle Murray)

6 You don't have to be bigger to be better. -Yes, I know that now. I recently learned that from somebody very small.

The Brave Little Toaster (Deanna Oliver)

7 Of course. We'll see that you have a ringside seat for the destruction of the planet Earth. -Thanks!
8 Okay. Prepare yourself for possible overload.

— Wittgenstein (Brian Doyle Murray)

9 So... So, I'm supreme commander? -Yes! -Me. A little toaster.

The Brave Little Toaster (Deanna Oliver)

10 There's nothing out there. -Not unless you call a big, black massive nothing something.

The Brave Little Toaster (Deanna Oliver), Kirby (Thurl Ravenscroft)

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