Okay, Schmendrick, I give up. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
8 seconds sound clip from the The Last Unicorn movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:26:53.140 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Try again. The spell was wrong, but there was true magic in it. Try again!
- Ha-ha-ha! Some magician! Some magician!
- Step down, lady! You are free!
- Okay, Schmendrick, I give up. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
- The cage. You have taken my keys. Why, you thin thief.
- She'll string you on barbed wire to make a necklace for the harpy! Run!
- You pile of stones! I'll set all your toenails growing in when you mess with me!
- Some magician. You couldn't turn cream into cheese, you Schmendrick you!
- No, she'll kill you! Run, she'll kill you if you set her free!
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