There's no oil 500 miles of here. Geology of the ground's all wrong. Even if there was oil, you'd need a drill, not a tire pump.
8 seconds sound clip from the Foghorn Leghorn - A Fractured Leghorn (1950) Warner Bros. Merrie Melodies theatrical short.
You can hear this line at 00:04:31.580 in the DVD version of the film.
