If you'd got me a good lawyer, I would've split 400 years ago.

3 seconds sound clip from the Quest for Camelot (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:38.403 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- If I didn't have you.

- I should be so lucky.

- If I didn't have you.

- Oh, wait, you'd be dead.

- Oh, what I could be if there was only me. Oh, what I'd do If I didn't have you. Oh, what I'd do If I didn't have you.

- Trapped! Ah, trapped!

- Stuck here with you for 500 years.

- Oh, dear, it's learned to count.

- If you'd got me a good lawyer, I would've split 400 years ago.

- Now, listen here, pal, I didn't come here to be insulted.

- Oh? Where do you usually go?

- I'd be a fire-breathing lizard.

- I'd be one high-flying wizard.

- You'd be nothing without me, you'd be extinct, you'd cease to be.

- I'm so tired of your nagging.

- And I'm so tired of your bragging.

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