I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever bother you.
7 seconds sound clip from the Space Jam movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:11:29 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You all right? That was a nasty fall.
- Oh. I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan. I'm the Barons' new publicist.
- I'm here to make your life easier. Want me to drive you somewhere? I will drive you anywhere.
- You want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids? I will do it.
- I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever bother you.
- Hang on.
[...]