The Brave Little Toaster (1987) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 3

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Listen to the funniest quotes from The Brave Little Toaster (1987) and download short audio clips and sfx.

Actors: Jon Lovitz (Radio), Thurl Ravenscroft (Kirby), Deanna Oliver (The Brave Little Toaster), Timothy Stack (Lampy), Phil Hartman (Air Conditioner)

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21 Shut up, shut up! -Shut up! -Let somebody else try for a change.

Radio (Jon Lovitz)

22 There was a shot, a puff of smoke. We ran like the dickens. And that's how we got here. -Wow! -Yeah, well, something like that.

Radio (Jon Lovitz)

23 Things could be worse, you know. -How? -How what? -How could they be worse? -They couldn't. I lied.

Radio (Jon Lovitz)

24 Who needs you guys anyway? Gotta drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight. I'd be better off without you. -But Kirby... -Especially you, you little rag.

— Kirby (Thurl Ravenscroft)

25 Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved. -What? -Or maybe it was a basset hound.

Radio (Jon Lovitz)

26 You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy. And every one of you low watts is in on it.

— Air Conditioner (Phil Hartman)

27 A game? What sort of a game? -What are the rules? -There's only one rule. You can't stop till the house is clean.

The Brave Little Toaster (Deanna Oliver)

28 But I don't want a new Master. I want our Master.
29 Damn thee, thou cursed whale! From the depths of hell, I stab at thee!

Radio (Jon Lovitz)

30 Holy mother of Edison! What were you thinking? You might have broken my bulb!

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