Shut up, you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?

Schmendrick (Alan Arkin)

4 seconds sound clip from the The Last Unicorn movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:14:13.763 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- It makes no difference. I can wait. The end will be the same. I can wait.

- He is mad! Mad!

- Shhh, don't, don't, don't. It's all right. We'll find them. Come on, come to me.

- Oh, please, please don't cry. If you've become human enough to cry then no magic in the world can change you back.

- Just come with me. Shh, don't cry. I promise you we'll find them.

- Shut up, you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?

- Schmendrick, you made it laugh anyway. Maybe that's all you need for the riddle.

- It isn't.

- Oh! You can speak! Schmendrick, it worked!

- Come on. Ask me how to find the Red Bull. Even Prince Lir doesn't know the secret way, but I do.

- So you do, eh? Answer the riddle, then. Tell us the way.

- Say please.

- Please.

[...]