51 Movie Quotes about Cemeteries with Audio

Updated: Oct 26, 2026

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1 The richest man in the cemetery!

Quote from Mickey Mouse

2 I've got a waiting list of 50 people at that cemetery just dying to get in. But I like you and I'm gonna shove you in ahead of all of them. I'm gonna see that you get a steady position. And if I can arrange it, it'll be horizontal.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

3 There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

Jonathan Winters as Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

4 I'm just a bone picker in a four-man graveyard.

Harry Belafonte as Johnny Ingram in Odds Against Tomorrow (1959)

5 We own all the land. We've already made arrangements for relocating the cemetery.

Quote from Poltergeist (1982)

6 I'm sure there are many high-class establishments in this city which would be delighted to help you. Forest lawn, for example. You can get their address at the information desk.

Quote from The Loved One (1965)

7 Mister, that graveyard out there's full of people coming out of the ground. What do you mean, out of the ground? -Yes, out of the ground! They're horrible, they scream, and you've got to do something. -Scream?

Quote from The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

8 It may be an ill omen to sing in a cemetery, but there's no law against it.

Marc Cramer as Oliver Davis in Isle of the Dead (1945)

9 Look, there are a bunch of people in the cemetery who are stark, staring mad and they'll kill you and eat you if they catch you.

Clu Gulager as Burt Wilson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

10 This path will lead you to an unholy place... a cemetery.

Quote from Army of Darkness (1992)