46 Movie Quotes about Cemeteries (+ Sound Clips)

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Memorable quotes about cemeteries, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 The richest man in the cemetery!

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse

2 There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

Jonathan Winters as Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

3 I've got a waiting list of 50 people at that cemetery just dying to get in. But I like you and I'm gonna shove you in ahead of all of them. I'm gonna see that you get a steady position. And if I can arrange it, it'll be horizontal.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

4 I'm just a bone picker in a four-man graveyard.

Harry Belafonte as Johnny Ingram in Odds Against Tomorrow (1959)

5 We own all the land. We've already made arrangements for relocating the cemetery.

JoBeth Williams as Diane in Poltergeist (1982)

6 How peaceful and quiet, amigo. -Like a cemetery, for instance?

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

7 This path will lead you to an unholy place... a cemetery.

Quote from Army of Darkness (1992)

8 Now, now, is that any way to behave? This is a hotel, not a cemetery.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

9 This ain't a scary place, Ellie. It's a place of rest and speaking. Can you remember that?

Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed in Pet Sematary (1989)

10 I'm sure there are many high-class establishments in this city which would be delighted to help you. Forest lawn, for example. You can get their address at the information desk.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965)