Clu Gulager: 13 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 You're absolutely certain that this will get rid of everything and do the trick? I mean, nothing left? -Nothing but a little bitty pile of ashes. -We don't really want the ashes, Ernie. -Well, then I'll turn it up higher, and we'll burn up the ashes, too.

Clu Gulager as Burt Wilson; Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

2 Yeah. Give me the police. It's an emergency, operator!

As Burt Wilson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

3 Look, there are a bunch of people in the cemetery who are stark, staring mad and they'll kill you and eat you if they catch you.

As Burt Wilson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

4 It's like a disease, like rabies, only faster. It's a lot faster. That's why you got to come in here now and get us the hell out of here right now. Please! Please!

As Burt Wilson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

5 How are we gonna kill it? -Maybe you can't kill it. Maybe it won't die. -Well, then we just got to destroy it completely until there's nothing left.

Thom Mathews as Freddy Hanscom; James Karen as Frank Johnson; Clu Gulager as Burt Wilson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

6 Give me the bone saw.

As Burt Wilson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

7 What about the bones? -Bones are no problem. The hardest thing to burn is the heart. -The heart? Why? -'Cause it's just one big, tough muscle.

Clu Gulager as Burt Wilson; Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

8 And what about the split dogs? They got to go, too. -The split dogs will go, too.

Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner; Clu Gulager as Burt Wilson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

9 The embalming room has steel shutters. -Well, let's get the hell back to the embalming room then. Come on.

Clu Gulager as Burt Wilson; Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

10 Man, look, how can we kill those things? -You don't. -What the _ do you mean, you don't? -You can't kill those mothers, they're already dead.

Clu Gulager as Burt Wilson; Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)