James Karen: 14 Movie Quotes with Audio

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Movie quotes delivered by James Karen, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Now the PT. Suppose you think that's pretty tough, but no, that's... -Perfect teeth. -Very good.

Thom Mathews as Freddy Hanscom; James Karen as Frank Johnson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

2 Oh, kid, I have seen weird things come, and I have seen weird things go. But the weirdest thing I ever saw just had to cap it all.

As Frank Johnson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

3 Did you see that movie, Night of the Living Dead? -Yeah, yeah, that's the one where the corpses start eating the people, right? Sure. What about it? -Did you know that movie was based on a true case?

James Karen as Frank Johnson; Thom Mathews as Freddy Hanscom in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

4 You mean, they just brought those bodies here and left them? -Well, you know the Army...

James Karen as Frank Johnson; Thom Mathews as Freddy Hanscom in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

5 One question, Frank. This guy screaming in here, you're sure he's a dead cadaver? -Why don't you open the door and find out? -No, that's all right, Frank. I'll take your word for that.

James Karen as Frank Johnson; Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

6 A crematorium? That's beautiful!

As Frank Johnson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

7 I'm going to ask you a serious question. How many people you know die with a beautiful, perfect set of choppers in their puss, huh? -Nobody I can think of. -Yeah.

James Karen as Frank Johnson; Thom Mathews as Freddy Hanscom in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

8 Over here, Freddy, is where we keep the fresh cadavers. We sell these to medical schools and to the U.S. Army for ballistic tests.

As Frank Johnson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

9 How many bodies are in here usually? -Well, you know, you don't want to be overstocked. Kind of like the restaurant business, you don't want your inventory to lose its freshness.

James Karen as Frank Johnson; Thom Mathews as Freddy Hanscom in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

10 What really happened was back in 1969, in Pittsburgh, at the V.A. hospital, there was a chemical spill and all that stuff kinda leaked down into the morgue and it made all the dead bodies kinda jump around as though it was alive.

As Frank Johnson in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)