Don Calfa: 16 Movie Quotes with Audio

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Movie quotes delivered by Don Calfa, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 It hurts to be dead. -I can feel myself rot.

As Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

2 One question, Frank. This guy screaming in here, you're sure he's a dead cadaver? -Why don't you open the door and find out? -No, that's all right, Frank. I'll take your word for that.

James Karen as Frank Johnson; Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

3 You're absolutely certain that this will get rid of everything and do the trick? I mean, nothing left? -Nothing but a little bitty pile of ashes. -We don't really want the ashes, Ernie. -Well, then I'll turn it up higher, and we'll burn up the ashes, too.

Clu Gulager as Burt Wilson; Don Calfa as Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

4 Look at it. It's coming down like einen getrunken soldat.

As Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

5 You know, it looks like rigor mortis is setting in. -Rigor mortis? What do you mean, rigor mortis?

As Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

6 Why do you eat people? -Not people, brains. -Brains only? -Yes.

As Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

7 Why? -The pain! -What about the pain? -The pain of being dead.

As Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

8 Eating brains, how does that make you feel? -It makes the pain go away.

As Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

9 This place... Everybody that comes in gets swallowed up.

As Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

10 You just can't burn animals alive. It's just too hideous. At least let me kill them first. Take 'em out in the parking lot, and put 'em out of their misery.

As Ernie Kaltenbrunner in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)