67 Movie Quotes about Church (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Jul 18, 2026

Memorable quotes about church, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Well, Jackie, I don't know what kind of advice to give you, only... Only there must be churches in a big town like New York. Why don't you go find yourself a church and talk to the minister, and see what he has to say?

Louise Beavers as Jackie'S Mother in The Jackie Robinson Story

22 What would he be doing in church? -Robbing the poor box or copping a plea.

Humphrey Bogart as Dist. Atty. Martin Ferguson in The Enforcer (1951)

23 Or it maybe Sunday. That's the worst. No liquor stores at all. And you guys wouldn't open a bar, not until one o'clock. Why? Why, Nat? -Because we gotta go to church once in a while. That's why. -Yeah, when a guy needs it most.

Ray Milland as Don Birnam; Howard Da Silva as Nat in The Lost Weekend (1945)

24 I got a good one for ya. Why don't skeletons play music in church? 'Cause they got no organs! A-ha-ha!

Richard Dreyfuss as Mr. Centipede in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

25 Yeah, we're takin' this old church and turnin' it into a coffeehouse. -Yeah, with real good music and organic refreshments.

Quote from The Muppet Movie (1979)

26 I don't know what's worse, church or jail.

Mary Stuart Masterson as Idgie Threadgoode in Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)

27 They done _ed up the church's money.

Bernie Mac as Dollar Bill in The Players Club (1998)

28 And in China, they never go to church. -No religion, too?

Quote from Forrest Gump (1994)

29 We're just kicking it. Philosophizing on God, church, bitches and all.

Ice Cube as Doughboy in Boyz n the Hood

30 You can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You've got to go to nice places, like the library and church.

Quote from Coming to America (1988)