What are you, my marriage counselor? If I want any advice, I'll write to Dear Abby.

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8 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:27:22 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Why don't you kids go play on the freeway?

- I said, how's our boy?

- He's wonderful. Everything's wonderful. Like old times.

- We just had dinner, and we're about to go to bed.

- Let me talk to him.

- Look, Harry, if I were you, I'd forget it. Oh, come on, I know what's going through your mind, but this is not the time or the place.

- What are you, my marriage counselor? If I want any advice, I'll write to Dear Abby.

- Okay, Harry, it's your neck. But if you're going to do something foolish, just remember to show your good profile, because you are on Candid Camera!

- Oh, children! Watch it!

- Harry, are you all right?

- I'll have one more of these.

- What do you mean, sorry?

- The management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone.

- I own this joint.

- But you appointed me the manager, and I say no.

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