If you want to drown yourself, use water. This won't do it. I know. I tried it once myself.
8 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:29:16 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- I'll have one more of these.
- Sorry.
- The management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone.
- But you appointed me the manager, and I say no.
- Cut that out, Pop. I need it.
- If you want to drown yourself, use water. This won't do it. I know. I tried it once myself.
- Bourbon.
- Haven't seen you around in a long time. It's me, Elvira. I bleached my hair. Do you like it?
- Well, you know what they say, Blondes have more fun.
- Yeah, because there's always some sucker to pay for it.
- Beat it.
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