What's all this about you helping the handicapped? What's the gag?

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6 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:35:08 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- So what? I think it's a wonderful thing you're doing. And I'm very proud of you.

- Well, I better be getting back to the office. I'm expecting an important phone call.

- 83000 matches... I hope it doesn't rain.

- Willie... Be right back.

- Hey, Santa Claus, can I ask you a question?

- Sure, little girl. Would you like to sit on my lap?

- What's all this about you helping the handicapped? What's the gag?

- Come off it, Willie. Why would you go to the trouble of trumping up a case and then give the money away?

- Who says it's trumped up -I do. You think I'm stupid?

- Five specialists examined him. You think they're stupid?

- Compressed vertebra. Harry has had that since he was a kid.

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