What would you like me to do? Put a lampshade on my head, turn cartwheels?

5 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:48:13 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I'd still like my coffee.

- Coffee? At a time like this? You wouldn't have any champagne on ice?

- We don't even have any ice. The refrigerator broke down. I'll see what I can find.

- Come on, Harry. Cheer up.

- You just got the biggest cash award ever made in a personal injury case in the state of Ohio, and you're acting like a loser.

- What would you like me to do? Put a lampshade on my head, turn cartwheels?

- Not yet. You're still convalescing. But in a few weeks, we'll have you up on crutches. And after a while, we'll get you a cane.

- Why are you so good to me?

- So you'll be walking to the bank with a slight limp. Big deal!

- Okay, Mr. O'Brien, if that's the way you want it. You're the boss.

[...]

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