Listen, I'd sell my grandmother for a drink. You know how I love my grandmother.

— Macaulay Connor (James Stewart)

6 seconds sound clip from the The Philadelphia Story movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:35:51 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You don't have any violin strings, do you?

- Uh, aspirin. Would that do?

- I don't think so. It's for a violin. Oh, well, don't bother.

- Hello, Connor. How are you?

- Well, just about as you'd think.

- Have you seen Kidd?

- No, I left a copy of it at my house for him though. I'll have it out with him after the wedding.

- Is that an alcoholic beverage?

- Yes. Why?

- For me?

- No, it's for Tracy. Why? Do you want one?

- Listen, I'd sell my grandmother for a drink. You know how I love my grandmother.

- Well, Uncle Willie's around in the pantry doing weird and wonderful things. Tell him I said one of the same.

- Mind if I make it two?

- That's between you and your grandmother.

- Doctor's orders, Red.

- What is it?

- Mm, just the juice of a few flowers.

- It's a type of stinger. Removes the sting.

- Oh, don't say that.

- Well, why not?

- Nothing will. Nothing ever can.

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