- If Helen came in here and found you in the shower, you know what she'd probably think? She'd probably think you were the plumber.
- A blonde plumber?
- Absolutely.

12 seconds sound clip from the The Seven Year Itch (1952) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:36:18 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- I was just standing there in the kitchen, fixing breakfast. Then suddenly it occurred to me, that if my wife came walking in, with you in the shower and me making cinnamon toast, she'd probably shoot me.

- Of course she would. I know if I was married and I came in on my husband making cinnamon toast with some blonde in the shower, I'd shoot him.

- You would?

- Bang! Bang! Bang! Right in the head.

- Come on now. Relax. You're just making this all up.

- That's right. You know, actually, I don't suppose that if she had come in, that she'd go as far as to shoot me.

- Oh, she'd be mad and cry and maybe throw an ashtray or something...

- Just throw an ashtray?

- You know, she probably wouldn't even do that.

- If Helen came in here and found you in the shower, you know what she'd probably think? She'd probably think you were the plumber.

- A blonde plumber?

- Absolutely.

- She trusts me implicitly.

- What's the matter with her? Doesn't she love you?

- Oh, she loves me. You know, she worries about me. I had an awful cigarette cough, and she made me stop smoking. Oh, she loves me, all right.

- Isn't she jealous?

- Not really. Why should Helen be jealous of me?

- How can anybody be jealous of somebody with a briefcase, who's getting a little pot, who gets so sleepy by 9:30 he can't keep his eyes open?

[...]

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