96 Movie Quotes about Cocktails (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: June 2, 2025

Memorable quotes about cocktails, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Hey, bartender! Bloody Mary, O-positive.

Quote from A Bug's Life

2 People are always puttin' too much water in these things.

Jim Cummings as Pete in A Goofy Movie (1995)

3 I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.

Dennis Farina as Cousin Avi in Snatch

4 But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Magic Mirror in Shrek (2001)

5 Man, give me your fruit cocktail. -Well, I can't. If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day, and I won't get all my vitamins.

Harland Williams as Kenny Davis in Half Baked

6 The human body is a very delicate machine, a precision instrument. You can't run it on martinis and Hungarian goulash, especially in this hot weather.

Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

7 Look. I am not a 22-year-old cocktail waitress. -That is not what I meant.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

8 And you know what? We all love Yoo-hoo, especially Yoo-hoo with a little rum.

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

9 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Peter Jones as The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

10 Hard or soft? -Soft. I'll have a double Bloody Mary with plenty of Worcestershire sauce. -Hate to think what you mean by hard.

Quote from Never Say Never Again