104 Movie Quotes about Cocktails with AudioUpdated: Sep 25, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Magic Mirror in Shrek (2001) 2 Hey, bartender! Bloody Mary, O-positive. Quote from A Bug's Life 3 People are always puttin' too much water in these things. Jim Cummings as Pete in A Goofy Movie (1995) 4 Hard or soft? -Soft. I'll have a double Bloody Mary with plenty of Worcestershire sauce. -Hate to think what you mean by hard. Sean Connery as James Bond; Kim Basinger as Domino Petachi in Never Say Never Again 5 And you know what? We all love Yoo-hoo, especially Yoo-hoo with a little rum. Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy 6 The human body is a very delicate machine, a precision instrument. You can't run it on martinis and Hungarian goulash, especially in this hot weather. Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952) 7 Look. I am not a 22-year-old cocktail waitress. -That is not what I meant. Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail 8 Are you serving that ape a martini? -She's a loud one. It'll calm her down. Laura Linney as Karen Ross in Congo (1995) 9 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Peter Jones as The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 10 Man, give me your fruit cocktail. -Well, I can't. If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day, and I won't get all my vitamins. Harland Williams as Kenny Davis in Half Baked Page 1 of 11 1 2 3 ► >>