Tommy Boy (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips

Tommy Boy (1995)

Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard, that you can use as ringtones or for sharing with your friends.

Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan), Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)

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And every time I drive down the road, I want to jerk the wheel into a goddamn bridge embankment!

But why do they put a guarantee on the box then? -'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it?

Don't run away from your feelings!

Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.

Now, I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today, OK?

OK, and life preservers. These we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.

The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? 'Building model airplanes' says the little fairy. Well, we're not buying it.

What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public, alright?