The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? 'Building model airplanes' says the little fairy. Well, we're not buying it.
— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)
9 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:57:06 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Yeah, makes a man feel good.
- Of course it does. Why shouldn't it?
- I've seen it a hundred times.
- But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
- 'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it?
- Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it 'guaranteed', I will. I got spare time.
[...]