Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

Monty Python's Life of Brian

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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101

You'll see it's all a show, people laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

102

You're all different. -Yes, we're all different! -I'm not. -Shhh.

103

You're right. We could sit around here all day, talkin', passin' resolutions, makin' clever speeches. It's not gonna shift one Roman soldier!

104

All right, I am the Messiah! -He is! He is the Messiah! -Now, fuck off!

105

Cast off the shoes. Follow the gourd! -No, let us gather shoes together! Let me! -Get off!

106

Crucifixion is a doddle.

107

Finished! -Right. Now, don't do it again.

108

Give me your shoe! -Get off!

109

Here, I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans,' but that he can have the right to have babies?

110

How many have come through? -Oh, dear. I make it ninetyf ninetyf ninetyf... ninetysix, sir.

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