Monty Python's Life of Brian

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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131 Hey, what do you think you're doing? -It's not my cross. -Shut up and get on with it!
132 Hold up the sandal, as he has commanded us. -It is a shoe! -It's a sandal! -No, it isn't!
133 Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.
134 This time I want to hear no Weubens, no Weginalds, no Wudolph the Wednosed Weindeers. -No Spencer Tracys! -Or we shall release no one!
135 You mean you were raped? -Well, at first, yes. -Who was it? -Naughtius Maximus, his name was.
136 I think it was, Blessed are the cheese makers.
137 Oh, you lucky bastard.
138 Packet of gravel. Should be a good one this afternoon. -Who? -Local boy. -Oh, good.
139 And always look on the bright side of life, always look on the light side of life.
140 I'm Brian of Nazareth!
 
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