Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

Monty Python's Life of Brian

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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I will not have my friends widiculed by the common soldiewy.

112

Is that his gourd? -Yeah, but it's under offer. -This is his gourd. -Ten! -It is his gourd! We will carry it for you, master.

113

Master? -He's gone! -He's been taken up. He's been taken up! -Nineteen! -No, there he is. Over there.

114

No, no, no. The shoe is a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.

115

Now, look! No one is to stone anyone... until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... Even if they do say Jehovah.

116

Only the true Messiah denies his divinity.

117

Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!

118

That's enough. That's enough. -Ooh, that wasn't a minute! -Oh, yes it was! -Oh, no it wasn't!

119

There's no messiah in here. There's a mess, all right, but no messiah. Now, go away.

120

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

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