I was never happy as a child. Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? To me, it was a living hell.

— Capt. Rex Kramer (Robert Stack)

7 seconds sound clip from the Airplane (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:21:04 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- But some of us here, particularly me, would like to buy you a drink and shake your hand.

- And, Ted, I just want you to know that when the going got rough...

- Okay, all right. Have a nice day.

- Okay. Have a nice day. Thank you for flying Trans American.

- Loneliness, that's the bottom line.

- I was never happy as a child. Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? To me, it was a living hell.

- Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot?

- Of course you don't. No one does. That never happens.

- I'm sorry, Ted. That's a dumb question. Skip that.

- Okay, folks. There you go. Have a nice day.

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