Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Caw! Caw! Caw! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Ow! Aah! The fella was screaming, I'm blind! I can't see! Oh, god! I can't get it off!
— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)
— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)