- They seemed so friendly.
- That's the way of the savage. Pretend to be your friend, share a drink, listen to your problems. Next thing you know, they're scooping your brains out with a spoon.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley), Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

12 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:25:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I've caught it. Now what do I do with it?

- Put it on.

- All right.

(Indians whooping)

- Oh, god! What are you doing? Let me breathe!

- Ahh, good news. Looks like they're going to let us live.

- Let us live?

- I had to give them a few of your finer things of course, so they wouldn't kill us.

- They seemed so friendly.

- That's the way of the savage. Pretend to be your friend, share a drink, listen to your problems. Next thing you know, they're scooping your brains out with a spoon.

- You mean a fork...

- That would depend on the tribe.

- Mr. Hunt, the iowas would never have killed us.

- I know that. I'm just not carrying that junk with us the whole trip.

- Aah! Help! Help me! You keep away! Aah!

[...]