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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Almost Heroes (1998)

- Are you ready?
- Yes.
- Excellent.

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5 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:28:38 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Ha. I know. I name this here fork... 'Pittsburgh Nellie.'

- A welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that thing on her neck.

(wheezing laughter)

- By permitting Mr. Hunt to name some of our discoveries, I have unleashed his imagination.

- He now insists that I teach him to read. His enthusiasm reminds me of the schoolboy I once was.

- Are you ready?

- Yes.

- Excellent.

- This is the uppercase... 'A'.

- You know, I spent a day in school once, but the schoolmarm claimed that I just couldn't concentrate.

- Well, let's prove her wrong, shall we?

- You know, I've waited years to hear somebody say that.

[...]

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Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

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Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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