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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Almost Heroes (1998)

Hey, sonny boy... Your mother wants her roasting pan back when you're done playing with it.

— Bartholomew Hunt (Chris Farley)

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8 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:46:47 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

(laughter)

- And here I've avoided the dentist for years because I thought it'd hurt.

- Oh-ho, no. Look at that.

- No, I think I'll still keep the woman. Come on. Let's go.

- You can't take a woman against her will! Of course, maybe it's time, for her to spread her wings and fly.

- Well, well. What do we got here?

- Hey, sonny boy... Your mother wants her roasting pan back when you're done playing with it.

- I challenge you, and the rest of your ladies in armor to a duel.

- All of us?

- Every poofy prancing one of you.

- We are more than equal to a duel, senor, especially since you won't live past the first contest.

- What weapons do you choose? Pistols, swords, or... bare fists?

- Drink.

- Drink?

- Time's up!

[...]

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Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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