Easy Money (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips

Easy Money (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes and lines from Easy Money (1983), featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Rodney Dangerfield (Monty Capuletti), Joe Pesci (Nicky Cerone), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Kathleen Monahan), Candy Azzara (Rose Monahan Capuletti), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Allison Capuletti Ocampo)

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1 What you have to do is change your habits. -Yeah? Who you been talking to? -Mrs. Dugan. She's an expert. She had three husbands. They all died of alcohol. -She's no expert, she's a carrier.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

2 It's unlucky for the bride to wear her gown before the wedding day. -How unlucky can she get, look who she's marrying.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

3 It's wedding cake flavor. I love wedding cake. -Why don't you get married?

— Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci), Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

4 Men don't have style. Men wear clothes. Women have style.

5 She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. She's right, but what am I gonna do? I can't control myself.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

6 Foreplay. Have you ever heard of foreplay? -No, not with your father.

— Allison Capuletti Ocampo (Jennifer Jason Leigh)

7 He paid the help next to nothing. He drove them like sled dogs. - Wonderful man. -Wonderful! Now that he's gone, I carry on his work.

— Mrs. Kathleen Monahan (Geraldine Fitzgerald)

8 Hey, this is the life, huh? And they say money can't buy happiness. -Yeah, but at least you can pick your own kind of misery.

9 I brought a book. -A book? -El Joyo de Sexo. -It's in Spanish. -I'm gonna translate it for you. It has a very happy ending. You're gonna love it.

— Allison Capuletti Ocampo (Jennifer Jason Leigh)

10 I don't know how to sleep. I know how to pass out.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

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